January 2011
111 posts
BF: Babe, I've got some good news and bad news...
GF: Ha? Ano un baby?
BF: Treat kita ng free manicure, pedicure, make-up etc forever...
GF: Wow that's so sweet! What's the bad news?
BF: It's like uhmm, ako kasi ang magmamake-over sayo...Bongga davah?
GF: Powtek!
Jan 30th
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Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one...
Agree? [Y/N]
Jan 30th
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“We’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got ‘cause it doesn’t...”
– Livin’ on a Prayer by Jon Bon Jovi
Jan 30th
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What others think of you is none of your business.
Have a wonderful day!
Jan 29th
Tell the universe what you want, and you will...
Don’t be shy with the universe. ;)
Jan 29th
Amazing fact: In just about every species of...
Yey!
Jan 28th
Vanessa Anne Hudgens →
Kung bibili ka ng bagong phone at tatanungin mo ako kung anong mas maganda, iPhone o Blackberry, ang isasagot ko ay iPhone. Pero mas astig ang Blackberry. Let me count the ways. Email push…
Jan 28th
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I gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good...
Lets do it. Lets do it. Lets do it. Lets live it up.
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
"A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts."
TGIF!
Jan 27th
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I'm gonna be late so freaking bad.
Jan 27th
Sarah Peyton Ergonomic Memory Foam Pillow →
THIS IS NOT A PAID ADVERTISEMENT. Last weekend, kasama ko si Mamita at Essy mamasyal sa Megamall. May fetish kami sa unan. Kung nakapunta ka na sa bahay namin sa Laguna, sa tinutuluyan ko sa QC o sa…
Jan 27th
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sa tingin mo, pwede ka maging santo papa? santo...
Isa sa paborito kong libro ay Then Came Heaven ni LaVyrle Spencer. Tungkol ito sa madreng na-inlove sa nabyudong lalake na may dalawang anak (Chessy much). Tatlong beses ko yatang nabasa ito at sa lahat ng pagkakataon yon, umiiyak ako (Madrama much). Tuwing matatapos kong basahin ang Then Came Heaven iniisip kong magmadre. Kaya sa tingin ko, malaki ang potensyal kong maging santo mama. Hit...
Jan 26th
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Bakit kailangan sabihin na "makontento ka sa kung...
Happy Valentines PirateKeko! Hit me baby one more time
Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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Hindi ko alam kung matatawa ako sa kadramahan ng... →
Jan 26th
Computers are like men: They are supposed to help...
Good morning! ;)
Jan 26th
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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely...
- Mark Twain Good eve!
Jan 25th
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Kung ako ay isang genie, ano ang hihilingin mo?
Sana bumalik sa one billion ang world population. Kawawa naman si Mother Earth, gahasang gahasa na sya. Hit me baby one more time
Jan 25th
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Kung may isang bagay kang pwedeng gawin na walang...
Pumatay ng corrupt na politician. Hit me baby one more time
Jan 25th
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hindi ka ba choosy sa mga gustong makipag EB...
Sa lalake nga hindi ako choosy, sa EB pa kaya? Bakit Ikay? Uuwi ka ng Pinas? Magkikita tayo? Yieeee! May kwento pala ako. Oo, ako na ang maraming kwento. May blogger na nakipag-EB sa akin, sabi ko ayaw ko ng masyadong madaming ka-EB, ang sabi nya lima lang kami. Edi okay olrayt. Pagdating ko sa venue, anak ng teteng, labing lima na ang andun! Ano pa bang magagawa ko kundi maki-mingle. Nagkaroon...
Jan 25th
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Wanted: Movie Buddy
Salve: hoy beck!
Salve: hanggang kelan ka pa sa tate?
Salve: wala na akong makasama manood ng sine
Salve: i miss you na!
Beck: i miss you too single!! :D
Beck: nood na tayo ng sine!
Beck: tae ang mahal ng sine dito
Salve: gaaahhhh asan ka?
Beck: nasa opis pa
Salve: Nasa pinas ka na ba? Kelan pa? Huwalangya ka!
Beck: sira
Beck: wala pa
Salve: Sabi na nga ba walangya ka. =))
Jan 25th
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What makes you smile?
People answering my pornspring question. I might make a blog entry out of it. Sana tama ang Englsih ko. Hit me baby one more time
Jan 25th
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hulaan ko, you're in heat kaya ganyan mga tanong...
Actually, hindi. Pinapanindigan ko ang lentek na new year resolution ko. Hit me baby one more time
Jan 25th
My Horoscope: Wed, Jan. 26, 2011
Someone may be expecting a dog and pony show from you, Aries, and you are probably sick and tired of performing for this particular person. Wtf??!
Jan 25th
Your name is your destiny. →
The name of the driver whose bus was bombed on Edsa this afternoon is MAXIMO PELIGRO. Seriously. - Jessica Zafra
Jan 24th
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anong bagay ang hindi pwedeng mawala sa bulsa or...
Wallet at selepono. Wallet kasi andun ang Health card ko, for emergency purpose. Selepono kasi may naka-save na porn dun, for emergency purpose din. Hit me baby one more time
Jan 24th
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are you a people pleaser?
Oo. Hindi ako makapagkwento/blog na may pagka-emoshit dahil feeling ko wala akong karapatan magreklamo. Bukod sa boplaks kong lablayb, okay sa olrayt ang buhay ko. Maayos ang trabaho ko, madami akong kaibigan, masayahin ang aming pamilya, hindi ko man nakukuha ang gusto ko ay may luho pa din akong nagagastusan. At lintek lang, nakatira ako sa condo na de aircon kaya feeling ko wala akong...
Jan 24th
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The Green Hornet →
Si Green Hornet ang super hero na walang super talent, hindi matalino, manyak, walang astig na gadget, mas mahusay pa ang sidekick, hindi kasing gwapo ni Keanu Reeves, walang hanepsyet na abs, PERO…
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
What TV and Movies Get Wrong About Sex →
I have to disagree on #4. ;)
Jan 24th
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Leonardo da Vinci : "The function of muscle is to...
Good morning! ;)
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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"One out of three employees who received a...
Alam na! Good morning! ;)
Jan 23rd
Relaks lang.
Jan 22nd
Q: Ano ung pak na pak? →
Answer: Pak na pak is an expression in written form. Synonyms: Labet! Wapak! Panalo! Winner! Bongga! Oo, dapat may ganito (!) Use in sentence: Pak na pak ang sinabi mong “Medyo maalabo yata ang…
Jan 22nd
"The cicada, a fly found in Africa, spends 17...
Buti na lang hindi ako cicada. *wenk*
Jan 22nd
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kung ayaw... edi wag pilitin diba??
Hindi din ako namimilit, kung ayaw mo, sisiguraduhin ko lang na magugustuhan mo. Booooyeah! Hit me baby one more time
Jan 20th
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ano mas masakit pinger o jerjer?
Naguluhan ako sa tanong na ito. Hindi naman masakit pareho yan. Hit me baby one more time
Jan 20th
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Amazing fact: "A hardboiled egg will spin. An...
Sabi na, sabi na!!! Mas okay ang hard. :)
Jan 20th
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This coming weekend…
I have a date with my mom. Kinakabahan me much. [Read more here.]
Jan 19th
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The awkward moment when your mom is reading your...
At nagba-blog ka tungkol sa nanay mo.
Jan 19th
Biruin mo yun, may isang bansa na makakasundo ko... →
Hona. Ako na ang bitter.
Jan 19th
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btmt asked: ano ung pak na pak?
Jan 19th
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The question is why? How would you respond to...
Eh kasi ganun. Hit me baby one more time
Jan 19th
Jakuli: Ano ibig sabihin ng "XD"? Oo, ako na ang...
Salbehe: Ex Derlprend
Jan 19th
Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and...
Indeed, it is the best medicine. :) Edit. Tama ba ang English? Puro “s” ang dulo, nakakatanga!
Jan 19th
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Punyeta. Kinakabahan ako.
essy_mogul says:
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Salve says:
ano?
essy_mogul says:
gold @ P8600 may meet and greet!
potah!
excited me much!
Salve says:
maroon 5 yan?
essy_mogul says:
oo
maroon 5
potah gusto ko toh
Salve says:
game ako.. pero ikaw na lang sa gold
essy_mogul says:
ha bakit?
san ka?
Salve says:
dapat ba magkasama tayo?
essy_mogul says:
umm para masaya
Salve says:
okay fine! susuportahan kita
essy_mogul says:
syet sobra!
nyahahahhahahahahaha
kinikilig buong katawan ko
!
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tae
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Salve says:
ano
essy_mogul says:
may cash ka ba?
Salve says:
oo
essy_mogul says:
oks
bwahahahahaha
para akong luka luka
bigla na lang akong napapahalakhak
nyahahahahha
Jan 19th
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